The Horror, The Horror

Dear Beloved Readers That Don't Exist Yet:

Welcome to the unutterable horror that is to be my blog. I have decided, in my Amishness, to get with the twenty-first century and assail the world with my views in the demented, lunatic belief that they might entertain someone, no doubt shut-ins and narcophiliacs and the criminally insane. We alleged writers have a need to write; that's what we do, as orators orate and pontificators pontificate and couch potatoes potate. Run. Scurry. Flee. Save yourselves. I cannot emphasize enough the degree to which I'm not kidding.